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LAM-BORN AGAIN: Doug Lamborn Is on the Ballot Per Federal Judge

Republican U.S. Rep. Doug Lamborn, with the help of a federal judge, has officially stomped on the hopes and dreams of his primary opponents. Given a second chance, his name will appear on the GOP primary ballot for the Fifth Congressional District come June. This...

ATTENTION CRIMINALS: Boulder Will Soon Be Unarmed, So Stay Away

Attention all criminals: You will no longer be permitted to commit crimes in Boulder using certain types of guns, thanks to a city council knee-jerk reaction to soon ban random weapons. All criminals must surrender or register their guns with local law enforcement....

DIANA, YOU IN DANGER, GIRL: Liberal Media Flags Their Own as Vulnerable

Riddle us this: How can a wave of anti-Trumpism among Democrats knock off their own liberal establishment politicians in the upcoming congressional elections? We don’t really want to say. We’d rather just watch it all unfold while eating our popcorn and a pound of...

RUNNING LEFT OF LEFT: This Democrat Is the Gift That Keeps On Giving

We fully expect for Arn Menconi, who is running in the Democratic primary for the 3rd Congressional District, to quickly become the gift of political gab that will keep on giving. In Menconi’s first interview since he petitioned his way onto the ballot for a spot at...

ENDORSEMENT ALERT: Bernie Endorses Salazar in Democratic AG Primary

On Friday afternoon, Rep. Joe Salazar (D-Rape Whistles) announced that former Democratic Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders had endorsed his campaign in the Democratic Attorney General primary. Because nothing says, "I'm so excited to endorse you" like a...

WINNER: Lynne Pulls Off Most Desperate Political Stunt, Ever

In a sad and pathetic attempt to court hipster voters and get elected governor, a 64-year-old woman got a giant “C” tattooed on her arm. It stands for Colorado, and Lt. Gov. Donna Lynne says it proves just how desperate she is to move out of last place hard she will...

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