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LIAR, LIAR INK ON FIRE: Lt. Gov. Lynn Tells a Whooper in Tattoo Ad
Lt. Gov. Donna Lynne is spending $100,000 to air a new horror flick campaign commercial unveiling her platform, which happens to be tattooed on her arm. We watched it, so you don’t have to. A 64-year-old woman wearing a peacock blue suit and pearls walks into a tattoo...
WELL, CRAP: Energy, Grazing, Housing Land in Limbo Thanks to Enviro
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service caved to legal threats from environmentalists and basically gave them a key to lock up public lands on the Western Slope in the name of the Gunnison sage grouse. Behold the crappy deal: Radical environmentalists agreed to stop suing...
WRONG TURN: Humenik Blasts House Democrats’ Roadkill Bill
This legislative session's most important bill is arguably the state transportation bill, which seeks to raise funds to expand I25 before we adopt all the things, including traffic, from California. The bill passed in the Senate unanimously (more on that in a second),...
CHA-CHING: Steny Hoyer Might Have Helped Tillemann (Dick) After All
Last week, we reported that Sixth Congressional District Democratic candidate Levi Tillemann (Dick) had the chutzpah to record a secret meeting he had with U.S. House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer in which Hoyer clearly said, "get out of the race." Hoyer and his cabal...
ENDORSEMENTS GALORE: Lynne, Polis, and Kennedy Wrack Up Liberal Street Blessings
Yesterday was a big day in the Colorado Democratic gubernatorial primary with candidates Lt. Governor Donna Lynne, Cary Kennedy, and U.S. Rep. Jared Polis each hauling in some big old liberal endorsements. First, let's start with Kennedy, who was endorsed by former...
BACK IN THE SADDLE: Watson Makes the GOP Primary Ballot for State Treasurer
Republican Businessman Brian Watson is back on the ballot after a District Court judge yesterday compelled Secretary of State Wayne Williams to accept 120 signatures that originally did not match voter files in the Second Congressional District - the exact number...
LAM-BORN AGAIN: Doug Lamborn Is on the Ballot Per Federal Judge
Republican U.S. Rep. Doug Lamborn, with the help of a federal judge, has officially stomped on the hopes and dreams of his primary opponents. Given a second chance, his name will appear on the GOP primary ballot for the Fifth Congressional District come June. This...
ATTENTION CRIMINALS: Boulder Will Soon Be Unarmed, So Stay Away
Attention all criminals: You will no longer be permitted to commit crimes in Boulder using certain types of guns, thanks to a city council knee-jerk reaction to soon ban random weapons. All criminals must surrender or register their guns with local law enforcement....
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: Spending Thousands to Save Prairie Dogs For Slaughter
Here’s a heart-warming story in which animal rights activists and developers saved more than 100 prairie dogs from the encroachment of new human neighbors. Tens of thousands of dollars were spent to build high-end critter condos underground, and it will continue to...
DIANA, YOU IN DANGER, GIRL: Liberal Media Flags Their Own as Vulnerable
Riddle us this: How can a wave of anti-Trumpism among Democrats knock off their own liberal establishment politicians in the upcoming congressional elections? We don’t really want to say. We’d rather just watch it all unfold while eating our popcorn and a pound of...
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