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HAPPY VETERANS DAY: The History Behind the Day
Today marks Veterans Day, a day when veterans get free meals at places like Chili's and Red Lobster. We kid. It's a day that honors the sacrifices of United States veterans throughout the country. We salute you and thank you for your service. Below is a quick video on...
POOP NAZIS: Pet Owner Faces Eviction for Errant Pebbles of Poop
The poop patrol is on a power trip in some Front Range communities, charging hefty fines against pet owners if their pup answers to nature’s call on apartment property grounds or in fiefdoms ruled by HOAs. The poop is identified through a DNA base of pets living in...
CLOCK IS TICKING: 40 Sheriffs Say No to Gitmo
President Obama is expected to announce this week his plans for relocating Gitmo terrorists, prompting 40 local sheriffs to issue a letter to the Democrat warning that Colorado would not be a secure choice. The sheriffs did not question the ability of the prisons to...
HICK OUT AS VP? Lt. Gov. Garcia Moves to Greener Pastures
Lt. Governor Joe Garcia is leaving his position as Rising Sex Star to take the top job at the Western Interstate Commission on Higher Education, The Denver Post reported. The organization, which is commonly pronounced "witchy" according to Wikipedia, describes itself...
BROKEN PROMISE: Chimney Rock Plan Bans Grazing and Recreation
When President Obama declared Chimney Rock in the San Juan National Forest a national monument three years ago, his declaration assured us that grazing would be allowed to continue. Laws, regulations, and policies followed by the Forest Service in issuing and...
WHO IS SHE KIDDING? Carroll Laughs Off Gitmo Transfer
Did you hear the joke about the Gitmo terrorists being transferred to a Colorado prison? Neither did we, but Democratic Congressional candidate Morgan Carroll seems to think it’s all a big joke, and laughed when asked if she agreed with President Obama’s plans to do...
TAXING PROPOSITION: Amendment 69, or Universal Health Care, Makes Colorado Ballot
Today, the Secretary of State's Office certified enough signatures for Colorado Care to make the 2016 ballot. The initiative, dubbed Amendment 69 (insert your own joke here) needed 98,492 signatures to make the ballot and delivered 158,831. The proposal, universal...
FAILING GRADES: Colorado Earns a D+ in State Integrity Report
Colorado may get high marks for its natural beauty and lifestyle, but the Center for Public Integrity once again has dinged the state in its annual State Integrity Investigation in which Colorado earned a D+ overall. To be fair to Colorful Colorado, that D+ grade put...
SUPREME CHOICE: Little Sisters of the Poor Case Goes to the Supreme Court
If there ever was a case of religious freedom under attack, it is the case of the Little Sisters of the Poor, a chaste religious order that is required by Obamacare to provide birth control, which the nuns say is against their religious beliefs. The sisters lost their...
REMEMBER COLOWYO? Bennet Demands Right to Nominate Colorado’s Next Federal Judge
Embattled Democratic U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet has formed an advisory committee to determine who he thinks should fill an upcoming vacancy on the U.S. District Court in Colorado. This has us concerned, because the last time we wrote about Bennet’s involvement with...
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