AMERICANS: “So, the economy is pretty bad and there’s high employment. You think you can do something about that?”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “We can spend a trillion dollars we don’t have on pork and stuff.”

AMERICANS: “No … that’s not what we want. We’d really like you not to do that.”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “You’re stupid. We’re doing it anyway.”

AMERICANS: “That’s not going to help us get jobs!”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “Sure it will; millions of them … though they may be invisible. You’ll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else we’ll do: We’ll create a giant new government program to take over health care.”

AMERICANS: “That has nothing to do with jobs!”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “We don’t care about that anymore. We really want a giant new health care program. We’re sure you’ll love it.”

AMERICANS: “Don’t pass that bill. You hear me? Absolutely do not pass that bill!!”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “Believe me; you’ll love it. It has … well, I don’t know what exactly is in the bill until we pass it, but we’re sure it’s great.”

AMERICANS: “Listen to me: DO. NOT. PASS. THAT. BILL.”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “You’re not the boss of me! We’re doing it anyway!”

AMERICANS: “Look what you did! Now the economy is way worse, we’re even deeper in debt, and we have a bunch of new laws we don’t want!”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “Um….It’s Bush’s fault!”

AMERICANS: “Wha …?? You’re crazy! We’re gonna vote you out of power.”

OBAMA’S DEMOCRATS: “Now you’re getting violent and racist! Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies!   Look here at the shiny object on the string… You’re getting sleeeeepy…..   Thaaats right! …Vote Democrat in November….Vote Democrat in November….”