Since we began incorporating a New York Post like headline on our articles we've received some hilarious headline suggestions from tipsters, some of which have graced the title of a post or two. With the Shawn Mitchell vs Mike Littwin debt ceiling debate coming up on Wednesday evening (click here for details), we are asking our readers for suggestions on potential headlines.
Many things can be said about these two men. They both tend to attract attention, and criticism, like bullets to Bin Laden's left eye. There are probably few match ups better suited to a headline contest.
In the spirit of Westword, we intend on taking this contest into the gutter and quickly.
Rules: Keep it brief. Be inappropriate. You can vote for one of the below options or include your own.
Email your suggestion or vote to tips@coloradopeakpolitics.com
Winner takes headline honors.
From our brief review of sources (both R & D), including a few who possess wise ass dispositions, we've received the following suggestions already:
Blowhard vs. Puff, Puff, Pass
Coca Cola vs. Cheetos
Meathead vs. Pothead
Romney vs. Nader
Rocky Mountain News vs. Rocky Mountain News Denver Post
30k-A-Year Legislator vs. 30k-A-Year Columnist
Covered In Body-Hair vs. Waxes His Body-Hair
Revenge Of The Nerds vs. Revenge Of The Nerds
Ambulance Chaser vs. Dream Chaser
Mormon vs. Hippie
Send your ideas to tips@coloradopeakpolitics.com
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