Governor Jared Polis

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Polis’s new energy overlords act with extreme bias, as expected

Polis’s new energy overlords act with extreme bias, as expected

The revamped Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission lived up to their new mission Monday of regulatory bias with extreme prejudice to cripple the industry. It was all accidentally previewed in a mass email over the weekend to test recipients with not-so-subtle...

Polis won’t let us have nice things, like beer after 11 p.m.

Polis won’t let us have nice things, like beer after 11 p.m.

Gov. Polis and young adults between the age of 20 to 29 are the reasons why Colorado can’t have nice things, whether its a state Capitol sans graffiti, or beer served in a bar after 11 p.m. It’s a peculiar governing style Polis has seized upon to protect us from the...

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