Governor Jared Polis
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The Canned Candidate: Hickenlooper Evades Voters, Reporters and Taxes
John Hickenlooper flailed so wildly on the contentious issue of race, one might think the former governor thrilled to campaign on traditional western issues and participate by video in the Colorado Water Congress. One would be wrong. The Democrat’s campaign staff is...
Graffiti capitol or festive tent city? Polis holds contest to redecorate driver’s license
Gov. Polis should be laser focused on critical problems gripping the state like the pandemic, wildfires, and the growing homeless population. Instead, he’s making time to deal with frivolous matters, like the contest our state DMV is launching to redecorate our...
It’s time for Polis to focus on our economy, not more unemployment
There is a learning curve for everyone who’s elected to public office to get the hang of the job. Our own millionaire governor learned the hard way when he ordered businesses across the state to close, and half a million people to stop working. It turns out, Gov....
Special interest donors spent $1 million to buy Polis some policy advisors
If it seems like some special interests are getting good seats at Gov. Polis’s table, it’s because they are and Polis is charging buckets of money for the privilege of influencing his policies. Polis’s backdoor lobbying scam is funded by mysterious backers and...
Polis spent billions in COVID-19 aid, so why is our economy tanking?
Gov. Jared Polis allocated billions in federal COVID-19 relief funding without any oversight by the state legislature and our economy is still on shaky ground. Most likely the $2.3 billion Polis spent at his own discretion simply propped up government programs,...
Restaurants losing hope Polis will reverse his policies killing their business
Colorado restaurants appear to be tanking by the thousands and more than half of owners surveyed predict they’ll have to close for good if business restrictions imposed by Gov. Polis are not lifted in the next few weeks. Even before the pandemic, restaurants struggled...
SCARY HEADLINE ALERT! Fracking Study Commissioned by Polis Says Boo!
To no one’s surprise, a study commissioned by Gov. Polis to find out if fracking gave him a nosebleed that one time has ciphered that drilling operations might elevate the risk of a nosebleed. That’s mostly according to a scary headline in the Denver Post over a story...
FROM THE OFFICE OF SILLY NAMES: The Media Looks at Those Stories Polis Tried to Censor
The clumsy attempt by Governor Polis’s office to censor a conservative news service resulted in a much-deserved spanking from the state and national press. Now we're seeing some in the Denver media taking a closer look at the underlying issues in the contentious...
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