UPDATE: We momentarily forgot one of our favorites:
Roses are red, violents are blue, Rep. Leroy Garcia, I love looking at you. #coleg Valentine
— Lynn Bartels (@lynn_bartels) February 14, 2013
With reporters holed up down at the Capitol for what seems like endless hours of gun control testimony, some of our favorite scribes have become a little, shall we say, punchy, and have been tweeting hilarious versions of legislator Valentines.
We at Colorado Peak Politics couldn’t resist the opportunity for some less-than-politically-correct snark and joined in the fun.
Below is a collection of some of our favorites #COleg Valentines Day tweets.
It all started with the AP’s Kristen Wyatt, a must-follow Twitter feed:
I would cut you out of a Camaro and watch you die. — @senjohnmorse Valentine #coleg
— Kristen Wyatt (@APkristenwyatt) February 14, 2013
I would drink your fracking fluid. –Hickenlooper Valentine
— Kristen Wyatt (@APkristenwyatt) February 14, 2013
Soon thereafter, we threw in our two cents:
Hey Lady, Shut It — Jim Kerr Valentine #COleg
— Colo Peak Politics (@COpeakpolitics) February 14, 2013
You + Me = I’m bad at math — Lois Court Valentine #COleg — Colo Peak Politics (@COpeakpolitics) February 14, 2013
Let’s grab a drink sometime — Laura Bradford Valentine #COleg — Colo Peak Politics (@COpeakpolitics) February 14, 2013
Patty Calhoun Valentine to @scottgessler — You can steal ALL my newspapers #COleg
— Colo Peak Politics (@COpeakpolitics) February 14, 2013
Musings on love. Original material by Scott McInnis. #coleg #valentinesday — MissingPundit (@MissingPundit) February 14, 2013
Patty Calhoun Valentine to @scottgessler — You can steal ALL my newspapers #COleg
I don’t really love you that much, but Dudley Brown told me I had to. #coleg #valentinesday — MissingPundit (@MissingPundit) February 14, 2013
Let’s Stay Together* (*if we have to because you’re running for president) -Helen Thorpe valentine #coleg
— Kristen Wyatt (@APkristenwyatt) February 14, 2013
Baby, I want to spend rest of my life, or the House gun bill debate, with you. Whichever’s longer. #coleg Valentine.
— Megan Verlee (@CPRverlee) February 14, 2013
Gardner: Can Ifeel your buster.Valentine #coleg
— Lynn Bartels (@lynn_bartels) February 14, 2013