The world is abuzz with news about Colorado Springs’ hometown zero, the Mad Pooper, a female jogger who will not stop pooping in one family’s yard. From the Denver Post to USAToday to BBC, Colorado is now no longer known for its consumption of illegal (in some places) products, but the elimination of everything. How embarrassing both for this woman (who must be mentally ill – right?) and for the state as a whole. Colorado Springs Police Sergeant Johnathan Skarketti said:

“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career. For someone to repeatedly do such a thing…it’s uncharted territory for me.”

But not for Colorado. This isn’t the first time Colorado is been known for its inappropriate bodily functions. If you recall, PeakNation™, the Denver Environmental Protection Administration also had a Mad Pooper that was so contaminating the work environment that the management had to send a memo reminding people to poop in the toilets.

Does anyone know who this woman is? Can you get her a job at the EPA? Does she already have a job at the EPA? Does she think in this era of social media that she will remain anonymous forever?  Others have come forward to say that they have seen her do her business in front of a Walgreens and in other people’s backyards. Someone must know who she is….