A warning to Jared Polis: Your new TV ad is going to get you sued.

We haven’t the slightest clue what the ad is actually trying to convey, because just watching it gave us seizures.


Remember when Mary Hart was kicked off “Entertainment Tonight” because the sound of her voice was causing seizures?

Polis’s new ad has the same effect.

We don’t suffer from epilepsy, but we’re making a doctor’s appointment because we’re pretty sure we have it now.

The ad is set at a dizzying speed, like a strobe light of photos and messages, sending subliminal signals to the brain that scream, “MAKE IT STOP!”

Watch at your own risk.

And, if you suffer from epilepsy, please take our word for it, run out of the room when this ad airs.