Desperate to gain traction in the presidential race and rise above his 0.0% polling average, U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet pledged to run the White House in the same manner he’s represented his Colorado constituents for years — unseen and unheard — you’ll forget he’s even there.
Many Americans think it’s a great idea, and are urging Bennet to implement the plan now and drop out of the race.
We have to admit, it’s an interesting spin for a boring candidate to try and capitalize on their inability to inspire by promising to lull us into a coma every time they speak.
Elect me so you don’t have to bother giving a shit about anything that’s going on. Inspiring https://t.co/7PhJrXxmCj
— dylan (@clrkd) August 6, 2019
Bennet’s about as inspiring as this South Park character. If only he had Mr. Mackey’s name recognition.
Principal Mackey on stage at the #DemDebate giving his opening statement.
— Andrew Surabian (@Surabees) August 1, 2019
Irrefutable proof that this dude voices Mr. Mackey pic.twitter.com/pOCSJZ3PUd
— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) August 1, 2019