Desperate to gain traction in the presidential race and rise above his 0.0% polling average, U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet pledged to run the White House in the same manner he’s represented his Colorado constituents for years — unseen and unheard — you’ll forget he’s even there. 

Many Americans think it’s a great idea, and are urging Bennet to implement the plan now and drop out of the race.

We have to admit, it’s an interesting spin for a boring candidate to try and capitalize on their inability to inspire by promising to lull us into a coma every time they speak.

Bennet’s about as inspiring as this South Park character. If only he had Mr. Mackey’s name recognition.