Prepare the fainting couches and mask-penetrating smelling salts!

The privileged are ignoring Gov. Polis’s “Safer-at-Home” orders to hold yet another one of those annoyingly disrespectful caravan demonstrations that are going to get everyone killed with COVID just so they can protest …

Oh wait, it’s just the AFL-CIO, and the caravan will be outside U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner’s office next week. So stand down, everything is okay.

The coronavirus isn’t scary and killing everyone when union members need to protest Republicans.

So memo to the media: Those fear-mongering stories sure are fun to tell, until COVID comes along and breaks both your legs. You might want to write about something else for a while. 

In a nutshell, the union is demanding the federal government do the job of local government and spend trillions more tax dollars they can’t collect because millions of people are out of work.

They are also demanding the government keep essential workers employed, which is kind of the job of the private sector. But hey, we support that.