Gov. Polis spewed COVID germs all over a bill he signed today authorizing millions of dollars for emergency COVID aid, because he failed to wear a mandated mask while running his mouth.
Polis was feeling cute when he pulled the worst publicity stunt ever, and sprayed Lysol over the papers while pledging to put on gloves before passing the bill off to an unnamed and unseen official.
Signed a bill today that supports the state’s ongoing efforts to combat the pandemic by providing critical resources for our disaster response to the pandemic. pic.twitter.com/Ns0UsRLvk3
— Governor Jared Polis (@GovofCO) December 3, 2020
Here’s an idea, put on gloves and a mask before signing and speaking.
Please make a note of it so the next time you sign a bill you won’t have to waste near as much Lysol, which probably just opened up a huge hole in the ozone layer over Boulder.