If you thought the U.S. Senate under Democrat control would take up President Biden’s call for another $1,400 in stimulus checks as their first priority, you were hugely mistaken.

Why in the world is U.S. Rep. Diana DeGette so gosh darned excited about the Senate impeachment trial of former President Trump?

Wow. We didn’t see that coming.

We look forward to reviewing Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s evidence that Trump incited an erection insurrection.

We’re not exactly sure what an erection insurrection is, and Google was no help. Although the Big Tech search machine did confirm, repeatedly, the Democrat’s leader said it on the Senate floor.

DeGette and Colorado U.S. Rep. Joe Neguse are both impeachment managers. We look forward to witnessing their prosecution of this unusual charge.