Now that’s a dilemma. 

Not table three, that’s for damn sure. 

When last we checked, absolutely no one in the comments chose Gov. Polis’s table.

This cafeteria certainly makes a strong case for home schooling.

Table nine would be the first choice, if only to hear Trump unload on Nicki Haley, but it’s just too close to AOC and Biden.

We would probably go to table five. We’d like to think every time Beto tried to speak, Crenshaw would kneecap him.

Where would you sit?