The only thing keeping Americans awake during Joe Biden’s address to Congress Wednesday was the death grip they held on their wallets as he droned on about his wild tax-and-spending spree that now totals more than $6 trillion.

If it weren’t for the snarky Twitter feed from the Western Slope’s U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert, we would have skipped the whole thing.

Here are some of the highlights:

She concludes today: