Many parents banking on their hipster youth returning from college in a few weeks to get summer jobs and help pay for their six-figure diplomas in DEI are going to be shit outta luck.

Campuses across the U.S. and now Colorado are under siege by mysteriously funded tent suppliers to train tomorrow’s young terrorists today in how to occupy their collegiate safe spaces.

We expect Peaceful Protestors™ demanding the demise of Israel and the Jewish people will refrain from the “Death to America!” chants until after we pay off their student loan debt.

Apparently, lessons haven’t yet been learned about the violence and dangers to both humans and the environment in these tent city occupations, whether it’s on Wall Street, or the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) in Seattle.

The Denver Post reports that several hundred protesters descended on Denver’s Auraria Campus this week and pledged to keep on camping and complaining until the University of Colorado divests all finances from links to Israel.

“We would love to pack up and go home, but until those demands are met, we will stay here,” organizer Abdullah Elagha said.

Elagha has quite the history as a radical antisemite. Just so there’s no ambiguity as to where he stands, this is an example of what he posts on social media:

You can read more here about Elagha, who is a senior cloud engineer at Charles Schwab when he’s not supporting terrorists and calling for the deaths of Jews.

From KDVR:

Auraria is home to the University of Colorado Denver, Metropolitan State University of Denver and Community College of Denver. The schools issued a shared statement regarding Thursday’s rally:

 

“Our top priority is always the safety of our students and community, and we will continue to collaborate with our partners and the Auraria Campus Police Department to ensure the well-being of students, employees and visitors. Our role is to educate and provide forums for learning by engaging in thoughtful, respectful dialogue and kindness. We will continue fostering civil engagement and peaceable assembly while ensuring safety and our academic mission are maintained.”

For a while, it looked like police were being kept away from the pop-up camp town, which could have made it prime real estate for homeless folks looking to relocate.

But not this is happening:

Le sigh.

It’s promising to be another long, hot, peaceful protesty kind of summer, but this time to terrorize Jews because their homeland neighbors attacked Israel and ignited a war.

We predict it will all culminate mid-August at the Democrat National Convention in Chicago, which would also commemorate the 56th anniversary of the violent clash of Vietnam War protestors with security forces at the 1968 Democrats’ convention there in the Windy City.

Also from the Denver Post:

“We’re not afraid of any repression that’s coming, because we’re standing on the right side of history,” organizer Geral Mueller said.

We’re guessing Geral, which is Portuguese for general, is not a history major.