For Gov. Polis’s next mad scientist experiment we turn to the wolverine, Satan’s skunk bears that are cousins to the honey badger.
While not generally dangerous to humans, wolverines, are ferocious — even the sight of a wolverine in its natural Canadian habitat is enough to force a school into lockdown.
It can also take down bear.
— Pathofmostresistance (@Pathofmostresi1) May 21, 2024
But ever the geek trendsetter, Polis thinks it’s hip to be the first idiot to reintroduce these creatures in North America in the name of genetic diversity and blah, blah, blah climate change.
These are not cute and cuddly little weasels, as advertised by Polis.
No doubt this was another hair-brained scheme endorsed by the governor’s spouse, animals rights activist Marlon Reis.
Wildlife tourism isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and can lead to road closures and restricted public access in national refuge areas.
It’s only a matter of time before hipsters traipse into the backcountry to get a selfie with these creatures and ruin it for the rest of us.
Watch out for those claws!
Yea that’s what you do when confronted with a bear. Take a selfie. Maybe try to hug it next time pic.twitter.com/uEhg3oxz18
— Joey B Toonz (@joeybtoonz) May 3, 2024