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XENOPHOBIA? Liberal Mother Ship Instructs DeGette on Syrian Refugees
Our word of the day is, “xenophobia.” We thought it meant a fear or dislike of people from other countries. Particularly when said refugees are involved in terrorist attacks on France, blow up Russian airliners, and like to kill Christians. But, as defined by U.S....
KINGMAKER: Hick’s Rumored Heir Apparent Undermines Process
Following news of the resignation of Joe "Rising Sex Star" Garcia, the chattering class wondered whether Democratic Governor John Hickenlooper would pick a weakling to make way for former Secretary of the Interior and former U.S. Senator Ken Salazar or pick his heir...
FRIGID RECEPTION: Any Republican Beats Clinton By Double Digits in CO Says Quinnipiac
A new Quinnipiac University poll out this morning showed that Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton is in a heap of trouble in Colorado, a swing state necessary on her path to the White House. The least margin by which Republicans are beating Clinton is...
HANG ONTO YOUR WALLET! EPA Hits Colorado with a Backdoor Tax
The EPA’s latest bureaucratic boondoggle known as the Clean Power Plan is nothing but a hidden tax hike that will slap Coloradans with a 19 percent spike in future energy costs, according to a new analysis by Energy Ventures Analysis. For those of you at home doing...
PSST! YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING: Fractivist Dedicates Entire COGCC Testimony to Comparing Energy Industry to Mental Illness
Yesterday's oil and gas hearing turned into a session at the shrink as one group testifying spent a considerable amount of time comparing the oil and gas industry to a host of mental illnesses. Just a quick tip for fractivists, looking of psychiatric conditions and...
GITMO DELAYED: Transfer on Hold While Syrians Move to Colorado
The White House now says that no decision will be made this week about whether to relocate Gitmo detainees to the U.S. or Colorado. In light of the attack on Paris, it would just be insensitive, and terrible political timing. Our experience covering Democratic...
NOT WELCOME: Hick Leaves the Light on for Terrorists
An announcement is expected any day now on President Obama’s plan to shut down Gitmo and relocate terrorists into the U.S., and possibly a Colorado prison. But given the attack Friday on Paris, certainly his top advisors were gathered around the Oval Office this...
WAR DECLARED: Coffman Wisely Points Out that ISIS Has Declared War on Us
While the pundits are tripping over themselves to question the foreign policy implications of the Paris attack by ISIS or Da'Esh (Dash? So.Many.Jokes), one Colorado Congressman is telling it like it is. Yes, of course that Congressman is Mike Coffman. In an interview...
DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN: Oil and Gas Regulators Seek Input Again from Fractivists
Fourteen months after the first meeting of Hickenlooper’s Oil and Gas Task Force, and nine months after the Task Force issued its recommendations, we are still waiting for those rules to go into effect. But, instead, the COGCC will hold more public hearings today and...
BLAME GAME: New Investigation Required for Animas River Spill
Since the EPA took full responsibility for the Animas River spill and pledged to reimburse those affected by their gross negligence, they are now seeking desperately to place blame elsewhere and won’t say whether they’ve forked over a dime in claims. The AP reported...
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