George Bush may have had a, shall we say, unique, relationship with the English language. His ability to bollix up a saying or phrase was unparalleled in previous Presidential history. And the press made note when he did.

But now that the Dear Leader with the crimson tongue has flubbed a saying, we're going to assume the style books at large media outlets will change to reflect the new phrasing:

It's now official. The internet is renamed "internets." Personally, we were holding out for "series of tubes" but two Presidents can't be wrong.