With news that Lt. Gov Joe “Sex Star” Garcia won’t be getting the Labor Secretary appointment in the second Obama term, we now have three Coloradans allegedly “being considered” for Cabinet gigs who won’t end up assuming those titles.

To recap:

1) Former Governor Bill Ritter on a “short list” for Energy Secretary

Nomination goes to: MIT scientist Ernest Moniz

2) Governor John Hickenlooper “may be offered the job” of Commerce Secretary

He’s running for re-election instead, and the Commerce Department remains leaderless

3) Lt. Governor Joe Garcia is the “leading candidate” for Labor Secretary

Nomination goes to: Department of Justice lawyer Tom Perez