Just when you thought Democrats in the state legislature couldn’t control yet another aspect of Coloradans’ lives, here they come with legislation to control bathrooms.  Fixtures, that is.  A bill just passed in the Senate today, SB14-103 phases out regular toilets in favor of low-efficiency plumbing fixtures.  If you’re feeling a little squeamish about the new regulation, you’re not alone. Republican Sen. Larry Crowder summed it up perfectly:

The legislation just seems so nitpick-y.  Colorado has real issues and focusing on this minutiae seems to be a waste of time and energy.  Republican candidate for Colorado state H.D. 19 Dallas Brooks agreed:

However, perhaps the award for best tweet on the issue should go to Kristen Wyatt: