Democratic Rep. Joe Salazar, who often suffers from foot in mouth disease, has been one of our favorite representatives to, ahem, p0ke because his skin is just so thin. That why when the Colorado Democrats distributed the photo below on Twitter as part of Zoo Day at the Capitol, we couldn’t resist turning this into a caption this contest. There is no prize – we’re cheap. But, you do win the satisfaction of knowing you’re the funniest person on the Peak today. That’s better than a $5 gift card to Starbucks, right?
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