According to numerous national and international reports, young adults have finally looked up from their Facebook and Twitter feeds while walking.

Unfortunately, it’s to do something so unimaginably stupid that it defies the logic possessed by a rock – taking selfies in the Colorado backcountry with wild bears.

The problem has become so pervasive in Waterton Canyon outside Denver, that park managers have closed it to the public until further notice.

We called in the experts to examine numerous bear selfies found at random on the Interwebs to analyze this disturbing trend and to offer some advice.


The peace sign should be facing towards the bear, otherwise, it will eat you.


You call those fish lips? She should have held that pose for a minute longer so the bear could have assisted her in producing a poutier pucker.


Dude! You are so next on the menu.



Closer Bieb, closer.