Jared PolisEver wonder what happens to children who are allowed to dress themselves in mismatched clothes, socks and even shoes? They grow up to be Jared Polis.

The congressman is so hopelessly clueless when it comes to dressing himself, that fashionistas once staged an intervention to save him from himself.

Obviously, it didn’t take.

Granted, it’s a challenge to pull off a polished look in cheese factory gear, but U.S. Rep. Ken Buck rises to the challenge, while Polis just sinks to a frumpiness that would rightfully embarrass most nerds.