While we showed pictures of women marching in Denver over the weekend with anatomically-correct hats, it was Colorado’s finest Democratic legislators who stole the show with their crude signs. Here are a just a few of the signs that various readers sent in featuring Democratic Reps. Alec Garnett and Brittany Pettersen and Sen. Andy Kerr.

Garnett found a t-shirt that respects women’s intellectual contributions to a relationship.

Oh, look, he gave the t-shirt to his wife. Who said chivalry is dead?

And, here is Andy Kerr, who, like his fellow Democrats loves to reduce women to uteruses, claiming that feminism is the radical notion that women are people. Then, consider not viewing them as reproductive organs?

Then, there is Petterson, who doesn’t want abortion to be a dirty word. Ok, then.

Finally, in case you really thought this was just about women (as opposed to just liberal women) there is Conservation Colorado’s lobbyist Becky Long, who wants women to sync their cycles to the 2018 midterm elections. Because why not?