The homeless in Aspen aren’t having too rough a time, reports the Glenwood Springs Post Independent.
The might not be able to afford a place to live, but they can afford to dine on lobster tails, rack of lamb and salmon steaks.
That’s according to the Aspen Police, who responded to a complaint of smoke coming from the homeless campsite near the hospital.
When told to put out the fire because the woods are too dry and might spark a wildfire, the two homeless men opened up a few cans of Stella beer and doused the flames.
Meanwhile, the officer reports he had cold pizza for dinner.