This just in: Gov. Polis went to the Western Slope and stood around with his hands in his pockets.
Seriously, in his own pockets.
He was there to watch kids being school students, and listen to others talk about economic development, while he governed his pockets.
It’s too soon to tell whether this gesture will be symbolic of his reign and we should start calling him Gov. Hands in his Pockets.
Or, if he’s just a millionaire holding onto his own wallet.
It does remind us of a once-trendy website that hosted nothing but pictures of South Korean Overlord Kim Jong Un pointing at things.
And its sister publication, Kim Jong Un looking at things.