Colorado’s Jason Crow hasn’t even started his job as Trump impeachment manager and already he’s being mocked in spectacular fashion for tripping up a practice run on CNN. 

The president tried to coerce a foreign government official, Crow told Brianna Keilar on “State of the Union.”

And, he attempted to bribe said foreign government official.

Since when, in the history of mankind, has it been wrong, or even illegal for one leader to “coerce” the leader of another tribe, country, government, or HOA?

Like the rest of the planet, we also read the infamous call transcript, and there was no hint, suggestion or attempt to bribe.

Crow can’t get his impeachable offenses straight, but he did get a lovely impeachment pen for all his efforts.

With the slam of the week is our Wyoming neighbor, Republican U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney:

Crow might want to go ahead and put that pen up for auction on eBay, while it’s still of some value to leftist Democrats.