Republicans do have a sense of humor, as evidenced by this wicked Twitter run from the folks at the National Republican Senatorial Committee. 

Despite John Hickenlooper’s desperate attempts to dodge his own ethics trial, the former governor and current Democrat candidate for U.S. Senate will be dragged kicking and screaming next week before a computer terminal to answer charges he violated ethics rules in accepting free private flights. 

Here are their top 10 things Hick would rather be doing than testifying at his own trial.





Hickenlooper’s lawyer and staff insist he looks forward to clearing his name. And yet, the watchdog group that blew the whistle on Hickenlooper had to request a subpoena to compel the Democrat to even show up for the June 4 ethics hearing.