John Hickenlooper totally bailed and failed to show up before the Ethics Commission on Thursday for his long-delayed and awaited hearing on charges he violated rules of ethics as governor.

Hickenlooper completely ignored a subpoena ordering he show up via computer because of the COVID, and now he’s on the lam!

In the face of Hickenlooper’s absence, the ethics commission voted unanimously Thursday to ask the attorney general’s office to enforce the subpoena. A representative for AG Phil Weiser said that the commission would file in district court to enforce the subpoena.

With the state’s top cop hot on his trail, Hickenlooper fancy new Washington, D.C. lawyer is going to have to come up with another excuse, and quick, to delay the hearing until after the June 30 Democrat primary election for U.S. Senate.