Because Colorado doesn’t have enough societal ills, progressives want to legalize hallucinogenic drugs for medicinal purposes, wink, wink.

Supporters of magic mushrooms submitted a petition Monday with 222,648 signatures to the Secretary of State’s office to put Initiative 58, the Natural Medicine Health Act, on the November ballot.

Once it’s determined whether advocates submitted real or imagined signatures from actual people, bananas, or triangles, the proposal allowing those who suffer from anxiety to do so while high on hallucinogenics will flow forward into a sea of molten lava and polka dot porpoises. 

The Denver Post reports:

While the measure restricts sales to designated “healing centers” that are licensed by the state — so you wouldn’t be allowed to walk into a store or dispensary and buy ‘shrooms over the counter — it also expands decriminalization for possession, use, and gifting statewide. Because it sets up a new framework for treatment centers, regulators would also define the qualifications, education and training requirements necessary for facilitators who administer the substances.

The phrase we’re missing here is, prescribed by a doctor. 

Anyone who believes that shrooms offer the only relief for stress or dealing with a post-tramatuic experience is totally tripping. 

If you think homelesss camps are a problem now, with Denver teetering on becoming the new San Fransisco, just wait till this new drug tourism hits Colorado. 

It’s bad enough our children have to be wary of stepping on needles and drug vials on their way to school, do we really want them to have to deal with tripping tourists who’ve relocated their homes and bathrooms to our sidewalks?