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WATER GRAB: Gardner Legislates to Stop ‘Waters of the U.S.’ Rule
U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner has joined efforts in D.C. to put a stop to that ridiculous new rule out of Washington regulating the ditches in our front yards, ponds in the back, and probably every mud puddle in between. The grandiose scheme to obliterate state sovereignty...
MORE BLOWOUTS IN COLORADO? Tipton Nails EPA on Transparency Bunk
We told you earlier this week that the EPA had identified ten mines nationwide, four in Colorado, that are at risk of a blowout. However, those transparent folks at the EPA would not tell us where the mines were located except perhaps one near Crested Butte. Turns out...
BUSTED! EPA Violated Endangered Species Law in Animas Spill
Sweet Gods of Karma, we cried nerd tears of joy today watching the EPA getting nailed for violating the sacred Endangered Species Act for their negligence in the Animas River spill. Turns out that it is very illegal, as in, criminal and civil charges illegal, when...
IN: Mike “McNasty” McLachlan’s Wife to Run for Seat He Lost to J. Paul Brown
Surely in House District 59, which is near Durango, there must be more Democrats than those with the last name McLachlan? Democrats couldn't find anyone else to run against the State House's moral compass, J. Paul Brown? In 2014, Brown beat Mike "McNasty" McLachlan...
GAFFTASTIC: Polis Apologizes for Meaning What He Says
U.S. Rep. Jared Polis is sorry he was hit by a barrage of bad press because of his campus rape comments, but he doesn’t appear at all sorry that he said it. The Boulder Daily Camera reports that Polis called his remarks “a major gaffe” that “went to far,” but in the...
DRINK! Your Colorado Guide to Watching CNN’s Republican Primary Debate
It's that time again. The time when liberals salivate over watching Republicans try to destroy each other in yet another Republican primary debate. This time, the ten on stage will be: Donald Trump, Dr. Ben Carson, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorina, Sen. Ted Cruz, Sen. Marco...
CRY US A CONTAMINATED RIVER: EPA Chief Takes a Beating at Senate Hearings
It was a dirty river before, it’s a dirtier river now, we’re moving on. That sums up the attitude of EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy who testified before two Senate committees today. Democratic lawmakers made excuses for the agency while Republicans hammered at...
BEAR BAIT: Waterton Closed Because Young Adults are Stupid
According to numerous national and international reports, young adults have finally looked up from their Facebook and Twitter feeds while walking. Unfortunately, it’s to do something so unimaginably stupid that it defies the logic possessed by a rock – taking selfies...
SNIAGRAB! Hick Announces Bike Project That Could Benefit Top Donors
Governor John Hickenlooper today at the Interbike conference in Las Vegas promised to make Colorado the top destination for bicyclists in the nation through a program called Colorado Pedals Project. Hickenlooper has committed $100 million over four years. Here's the...
MONEY GRAB: Colorado Democrats Full Of “Good Ideas” For Excess Pot Tax Collections
Democratic politicians in Colorado must feel like the guy in the carnival game, Blizzard of Dollars, with dollar bills flying around faster than he can grab them. Except in Colorado the stakes are a bit higher: $60 million higher. In 2013, Colorado taxpayers approved...