DEAR JOHN: Hillary Doesn’t Need You Anymore

Gov. Hickenlooper is getting used to disappointment. He admits to eagerly awaiting Hillary’s veep decision and would have jumped at the chance to join her on the ticket if given the chance. “There was a sense of disappointment because I’m a competitive person. And...

STRANGE TIMES: Coloradans on Tap for the Democratic Convention

In fulfilling his duties as Mr. Congeniality, Gov. Hickenlooper will speak at the Democrat’s dog and pony show, also known as their national party convention next week. We don’t expect he will pull a Ted Cruz and refuse to endorse Hillary. Afterall, Hick and Colorado...

VEEPSTAKES: Why Hick Didn’t Make the Cut

Gov. Hickenlooper made it into the final four, but word is he didn’t make the final cut and won’t be going to the big game with Hillary Clinton as her running mate. Hillary is supposed to make her veep announcement Friday after the Republican convention ends, because...

HICK’S IN! Countdown to Hillary’s Veep Pick

The Associated Press in D.C. reports that Gov. Hickenlooper is one of the final contestants to be Hillary’s veep pick, and was called to her residence Friday for a final interview. We envision the questions were similar to a Miss America contest, and that Hick pledged...

PARTY POOPER: Hick Lamely Blames Party For Ignoring Will of Voters

Is the Democratic Party’s dirtiest little secret out? According to Gov. Hickenlooper, he doesn’t have to cast his superdelegate vote for Bernie Sanders, who clearly won the state’s Democratic primary, because the national party specifically instructed them to ignore...