WHERE’S POLIS? His Excuses for Absence Were Eaten by the Dog

Why is Polis still campaigning for Congress when he’s running for governor? According to a Where’s Waldo-like piece written by Joey Bunch, Polis is still holding congressional town hall meetings on the public dime — four of them since the primary. That’s really...

CROW EATS CROW: Accepts Joe Biden’s Endorsement With His Own Gaffe

In what is likely to be described by him as a “big f___ing deal,” former Vice President and Chief Gaffe Master Joe Biden endorsed Jason Crow in the 6th District Congressional race. Unfortunately, Biden didn’t actually show up to embarrass endorse Crow in person. We’re...

SUCK UP: Bennet Goes On Tweetathon To Kiss Media Butts

We can count on one hand how many tweets we typically see from U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet in a day — 17 this month. He’s never been a big communicator with his constituents through social media or actual, in-person town halls. So repeated tweets in a matter of hours...