NO TAX CUT FOR YOU! Polis Breaks Campaign Promise for Income Tax Relief

We are shocked, shocked to learn Gov. Polis won’t be keeping his campaign promise to deliver unto us a state income tax cut. Polis can confiscate our 2nd Amendment rights at the drop of a hat, auction off our presidential vote to the most popular bidder, and dismantle...

NEW TAX ALERT: State Dems Plan Tax Hike to Pay for Family Leave

Our plates are already full of moldy mush dished up by the Democrat-controlled legislature like the red flag meat, popular vote potatoes and oil and gas beans. Now here comes desert, and it’s a huge slice of income tax! Only they’re not going to call it a tax because...

POLITICAL GOTCHA? Shenanigans in the Denver Mayor’s Race

Just when we thought political outrages at the state legislature were ready to consume us, Denver steps up to the plate with some political shenanigans over at city hall to brighten our weekend. Turns out it’s okay for city workers to spontaneously combust with...

PRESS CONFERENCE: Polis Set to Announce Presidential Run

UPDATED: We won’t be attending the 4 p.m. press conference, because April Fools! Gov. Polis is holding a press conference at 4 p.m. today on the Capitol steps to make a big announcement that sources say involves a bunch of political consultants he recently hired...