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RESTORE WHAT? Democrats Lobby to Restore Unabomber’s Voting Privileges
It should go without saying that those who commit heinous crimes lose all sense of freedom, and that includes the right to vote. But some Democrats, including presidential contenders Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris, think that these criminals should have the right to...
SUPREME RULING: Gun Magazine Ban Back in Colorado Court
Just when it looked like Colorado voters were in near revolt over stupid laws passed by the All Democrat Band controlling the state legislature, another brick in the bucket is about to send them into full, pissed-off mode. The Colorado Supreme Court has announced they...
GIELLIS CAMPAIGN FOR GIELLIS: Mayoral Campaign Sends Fake GOP Mailers
According to a tweet by 9News' Kyle Clark, Jamie Giellis, a liberal Democrat running for Denver's Mayor, sent out approximately 25,000 mailers to (presumably) Republicans in Denver claiming Republican support. The only problem is that the mailer didn't come from a...
NOT THE ONION: Polis Joint Address Resolution Refers to Him as “His Excellency”
We saw a photo of a resolution for a joint session at which Governor Polis was planning to speak making its way around social media this week. It made us scratch our heads. The resolution called Governor Polis "His Excellency" which is typically reserved for heads of...
WINTER IS COMING: Climate Change Causes Too Much Snow
Good news from the global warming/climate change front, which has threatened for years to reduce snowfall and effectively put our ski resorts out of business. It turns out climate change is actually producing too much snow and it’s the winters that could kill...
EARTH DAY 2019: Happy Compost Your Significant Other Day (No, Really)
Today, we see companies and organizations celebrating Earth Day by sharing all sorts of woke posts about preserving the land or something. We agree - we should definitely not be jerks about pollution and trash. That said, we were saddened to see no posts dedicated to...
SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Polis’s Hands in his Own Pockets
This just in: Gov. Polis went to the Western Slope and stood around with his hands in his pockets. Seriously, in his own pockets. He was there to watch kids being school students, and listen to others talk about economic development, while he governed his pockets....
HANCOCK SOLVES HOMELESSNESS: He’ll Spend Millions on Bureaucracy
Call us cynical, but Mayor Hancock announced the city’s planned all along — it’s only coincidence he’s telling us right before an election — that he will solve the homeless problem by spending millions of tax dollars to create more bureaucracy. Mayoral challenger...
BEST WISHES: Bennet Successfully Undergoes Cancer Surgery, Ready for Campaign Trail
Democratic presidential hopeful U.S. Senator Michael Bennet has successfully treated his prostate cancer. A couple of weeks ago, Bennet announced that he would undergo surgery to treat the cancer, and if doctors successfully removed it, he would hop (back?) on the...
WHISTLEBLOWER: Former Deputy Secretary of State Sounds the Alarm on Democrats’ Power Grab
If anyone knows the ins and outs of the Secretary of State's purview, it's former Deputy Suzanne Staiert, who served in her capacity since January 2012, first under Scott Gessler and then under Wayne Williams, until newly-elected and "champion of women" saw her to the...