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ABOUT TIME: Baumgardner to Leave the Colorado Senate Following Sexual Harassment Accusations
Tonight, Republican State Senator Randy Baumgardner officially announced that he was stepping down from his seat following accusations of sexual harassment. To that we say, it's about damn time. Look, we weren't there when Baumgardner allegedly behaved...
ONE PERCENTER: Early Entrant CO Gov. John Hickenlooper Polling One Percent in Iowa
Governor Hickenlooper, who boldly told New Hampshire voters last month that he is running for president in 2020, is not reaping the rewards that he had hoped with his botched “first mover advantage.” In a Seltzer & Company poll released over the weekend - the...
INTERIOR SECRETARY: Rifle Homeboy Bernhardt is the Man for the Job
A familiar name is popping up in major news headlines across the country — it’s Rifle homeboy David Bernhardt, who has taken the reins of the Interior Department after Secretary Ryan Zinke’s sudden resignation Friday. Zinke couldn’t shake the idiotic scandals and...
THE FIX IS IN: Perlmutter Cuts a Sleazy Deal to Suddenly Back Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi has secured enough votes from her own caucus to be elected House Speaker when Republicans join in the January vote. And guess who we have to thank for brokering the deal? Colorado’s own who dat? U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter. Did he secure a tax break for us in...
PERLMUTTER THE PATSY: Pelosi Played Him to Reclaim the Speaker’s Chair
Politico has pieced together a fascinating read of the palace intrigue surrounding Nancy Pelosi’s successful battle to reclaim her role as House Speaker. U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter, it turns out, was totally out of his league in trying to defeat her, and instead caved to...
FASHION BLUES: Polis and Guests Must Dress Like Teenagers at Inaugural Ball
Jared Polis’s inaugural ball will perfectly symbolize how we expect he will govern our state over the next four years — with arrogance and disrespect, laziness and the foul odor of athletic shoes. Polis’s ball is not the typical swearing-in event for a governor, or...
SNARED BY WEBB: Newly-Elected Democrats Forget Commitment to Diversity
Ooops. Looks like Democrats, as usual, forgot their commitment to hiring diversity as, according to Wellington Webb, none of the newly-elected Democrats have appointed any African Americans to their cabinets or staff positions. And, don't worry, we aren't rumor...
WOTUS: Rule Rewritten, Media Adds Extra Bias
The unraveling of the ridiculous Waters of the U.S. (WOTUS) rule is finally underway, but let’s set that issue aside for a moment whilst we blast an annoying, persistent bit of media bias. According to Colorado Politics, the rollback is to the dismay of...
BLACKMAILISH EXTORTION: Will Polis Govern Like ‘The Godfather?’
With Jared Polis and Democrats set to take over (shiver) the governing of our state, radical environmentalists aren’t even trying to tread lightly about their intentions to cripple our energy economy. In fact, they’re sort of bragging about it, in an extortionist,...
BAN FOOTBALL? OR CANCER? WAIT, WHAT? Democrat CU Regents Embarrass Selves at CU Buffs Football Coach Contract Approval Meeting
The University of Colorado's elected Board of Regents met today to approve the contract of new Buffs head football coach Mel Tucker. Tucker was most recently the defensive coordinator at the University of Georgia, a program that has become a national powerhouse. Today...