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INTERIOR SECRETARY: Rifle Homeboy Bernhardt is the Man for the Job

A familiar name is popping up in major news headlines across the country — it’s Rifle homeboy David Bernhardt, who has taken the reins of the Interior Department after Secretary Ryan Zinke’s sudden resignation Friday. Zinke couldn’t shake the idiotic scandals and...

THE FIX IS IN: Perlmutter Cuts a Sleazy Deal to Suddenly Back Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi has secured enough votes from her own caucus to be elected House Speaker when Republicans join in the January vote. And guess who we have to thank for brokering the deal? Colorado’s own who dat? U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter. Did he secure a tax break for us in...

PERLMUTTER THE PATSY: Pelosi Played Him to Reclaim the Speaker’s Chair

Politico has pieced together a fascinating read of the palace intrigue surrounding Nancy Pelosi’s successful battle to reclaim her role as House Speaker. U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter, it turns out, was totally out of his league in trying to defeat her, and instead caved to...

SNARED BY WEBB: Newly-Elected Democrats Forget Commitment to Diversity

Ooops. Looks like Democrats, as usual, forgot their commitment to hiring diversity as, according to Wellington Webb, none of the newly-elected Democrats have appointed any African Americans to their cabinets or staff positions. And, don't worry, we aren't rumor...

WOTUS: Rule Rewritten, Media Adds Extra Bias

The unraveling of the ridiculous Waters of the U.S. (WOTUS) rule is finally underway, but let’s set that issue aside for a moment whilst we blast an annoying, persistent bit of media bias. According to Colorado Politics, the rollback is to the dismay of...

BLACKMAILISH EXTORTION: Will Polis Govern Like ‘The Godfather?’

With Jared Polis and Democrats set to take over (shiver) the governing of our state, radical environmentalists aren’t even trying to tread lightly about their intentions to cripple our energy economy. In fact, they’re sort of bragging about it, in an extortionist,...