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PRAY FOR PARIS: Attacks Kill Nearly 130
UPDATE: According to USA Today, the death toll in Paris from the coordinated terrorist attacks stands at 129, which includes at least one American. Paris officials also noted that 350 people had been injured. Initial reports claimed nearly 160, but, fortunately, it...
RETURN TO SENDER: Fractivists Send Help to Anti-Fracking Protests
Yesterday, fractivists from all over the country walked to Colorado barefoot to protest fossil fuels. Just kidding. They hopped on planes and drove in cars to show up here to protest the very fossil fuels that delivered their a$$e$ to Colorado. The group showed up to...
OPPRESSING THE OPPRESSED: CU Boulder Cancels Anti-Racism Rally Because Black Students Felt Silenced by Organizers
Liberal on liberal hate is so gratifying. Earlier today, the University of Colorado canceled a rally in support of the entire racist student body at the University of Missouri because (wait for it), the rally organizers were silencing the black students. It's almost...
ANIMAS SPILL: Obama and Hick Administrations in Blame Spat
The EPA threw the Colorado Department of Natural Resources under the bus when the feds claimed that state officials endorsed the wayward plan that ignited the Gold King mine spill. The state experts discussed the EPA plan for the Gold King Mine with the chief EPA...
SUPER FUN! Officials to See Nearly 100 Years of EPA Cleanups in Colorado
Officials from San Juan and La Plata County are taking field trips this week to see first-hand how EPA Superfunds operates. Here is our version of how the tour’s Cliff Notes on three mines to be visited should read. The California Gulch site in Leadville was declared...
IN: Ryan Frazier Launches U.S. Senate Campaign with Video Message
Former Aurora City Councilman Ryan Frazier has thrown his hat into the U.S. Senate ring for a chance to unseat current Democratic U.S. Senator Michael Bennet. Below is his video re-introducing himself to Colorado. In addition to being a former City Councilman, Frazier...
SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK: Ad Bashes Bennet for Co-Op Failure
A new ad by Americans for Prosperity lambastes U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet for the latest collapse of health insurance for Coloradans – the closure of Colorado HealthOp that will leave 83,000 without coverage. Why is Bennet in the hotseat? Because he promised us we could...
HAPPY VETERANS DAY: The History Behind the Day
Today marks Veterans Day, a day when veterans get free meals at places like Chili's and Red Lobster. We kid. It's a day that honors the sacrifices of United States veterans throughout the country. We salute you and thank you for your service. Below is a quick video on...
POOP NAZIS: Pet Owner Faces Eviction for Errant Pebbles of Poop
The poop patrol is on a power trip in some Front Range communities, charging hefty fines against pet owners if their pup answers to nature’s call on apartment property grounds or in fiefdoms ruled by HOAs. The poop is identified through a DNA base of pets living in...
CLOCK IS TICKING: 40 Sheriffs Say No to Gitmo
President Obama is expected to announce this week his plans for relocating Gitmo terrorists, prompting 40 local sheriffs to issue a letter to the Democrat warning that Colorado would not be a secure choice. The sheriffs did not question the ability of the prisons to...