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LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE: Carroll Lies on Facebook About Soda Tax
It's unfortunate that Senate President State Senator Morgan Carroll doesn't have a clue about the legislation that she's voting on. Never was this more apparent than when she posted a diatribe on her Facebook page claiming that the State Senate, controlled by...
AWKWARD: Polis’s Town Hall Meeting a Bust
We just stumbled upon the most awkward. Town hall. Meeting. EVER. It was live on a new streaming app with Jared Polis as he was chauffeured to his Pee Wee Herman-inspired event, the Big Block of Cheese Day. There are more people on Polis’s staff than the number of...
CLIMATE CHANGE SHAKEDOWN: Mountain Towns Blame Coal Companies for Global Warming, Economic Woes
It looks like our old friend reporter Bruce Finley from the Denver Post is adding to his extensive body of work covering questionable claims of the environmental industry. The latest dispatch from Finley describes the efforts of the Mountain Pact, which seems to be a...
GREEN LIGHT THIS: Two Red Light Camera Bills Race to the Finish as Session Winds Down
If there is one bill that the state legislature should pass this year, it's one to get rid of red light cameras. Right now, there are several bills up this legislature - both with decent possibilities of passing. The first bill, SB276, would require voter approval...
PROBLEMS OF THE RICH: Liberals Want NSA-Style Solution for Better Poo Practices
We’ve always known Aspen was full of crap. Now that this has captured the attention of the national news media, everyone knows. The stink is over a federal Forest Service road often hiked by the privileged liberals of Aspen, who are accompanied by their dogs that are...
FOUNDATION FLUNKS: Tax Returns Show Polis’s Cheap Charitable Works
How rich is Jared Polis? Dude is swimming in $160 million bucks, according to Richest Celebrity. That would make him the second wealthiest member of Congress; second only to Republican Rep. Darrell Issa of California whose net worth is more than $357 million. That...
DIVIDE AND CONQUER: VA’s Messy Solution for Aurora is Doomed
The VA is pushing ahead with a haphazard plan in what will likely be a vain attempt to fund nearly $1 billion in cost overruns at the Aurora hospital. Money is tighter than normal inside the Beltway, where even scientists studying the effects of Shih Tzu ranching on...
REWIND: Bennet Scandal Festers as Denver Public Schools Chases Legislative Bailout for Soured Big Bank Deal
Reports abound that Denver Public Schools, in partnership with the top brass in the Democratic Party, are hurriedly trying to pass legislation in the final hours of the legislative session that would clean up a big bank deal gone bad that continues to dog the inner...
MATH IS HARD: Health Exchange Needs More Money to Waste
For Coloradans who still can’t afford the “affordable” insurance provided by the state health exchange, we have exciting news for you – it’s about to get even more expensive. Psych! Exchange officials assured us they could be self-sufficient once they misspent...
RED HANDED: Hullinghorst Aide Forced to Leave Capitol for Rules Violation
A top adviser to House Speaker Dickey Lee Hullinghorst was forced to leave the Capitol today for violating House rules that prohibit someone from holding a staff position while simultaneously running for partisan office. Former state lawmaker Jenise May, who lost her...