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FARTING COWS CAUCUS: Lone Coloradan Joins Green New Deal
If you make a left at radical liberalism and another left turn towards Crazytown, you’ll quickly reach Bonkers Plaza where the loonies have landed and planted the flag for the Green New Deal. Oh look, there’s U.S. Rep. Joe Neguse, the lone Coloradan crazy enough to...
FAKE NEWS TEACHERS: Dems Want to Brainwash our Kids with ‘Media Literacy’
Democratic lawmakers have taken it upon themselves to design a media literacy curriculum to be taught by unionized teachers under the prevue of a special commission that has nary a journalism professor on it. Democrats think our children need to be taught the...
IT’S STILL FOR THE KIDS: Denver Teachers’ Strike Starts Today
After a week of would they/wouldn't they, Denver Public School teachers officially begin their strike today. Fortunately for working families, the district plans to keep schools open. Unfortunately for kids, that means that they're being taught by subs who typically...
DON’T ASK, CERTAINLY DON’T TELL: CO Democrats Mostly Silent on National Colleagues’ Trip to Looney Bin
What a year this week has been for the Democratic Party. From Virginia, where apparently every elected Democrat is either a Klansman or a rapist, to Congress, where nearly every Democrat woman wears white (odd color choice for an ambiguous protest) and/or supports...
GREEN DEAL: Gardner’s Opponent Copies Ocasio-Cortez’s Crazytown Plunge
Mike Johnston is piggybacking on the radically absurd Green New Deal written in Crayons by freshman New York Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The socialist celebrity wants to spend trillions of taxpayer dollars to completely eliminate air travel, and guarantee...
WHO DAT GOD? DeGette Dismisses the Almighty to Swear Oaths
U.S. Rep. Diana DeGette chaired her first oversight hearing today to find the Trump administration guilty of stuff Obama also did. Mad with the power anointed her after Democrats took control of the House, DeGette’s first act was to brazenly dismiss God. DeGette...
PLASTIC PERIL: Straw Ban is Nanny State at it’s Silliest
Our state lawmakers are finally getting down to serious business and addressing the problem that matters most, tackling California’s perceived problem with plastic straws. The dangerous tube that’s plagued society for more than a century was blamed for injuring a sea...
THIS LAND’S NOT YOUR LAND: Squatters Take Priority With Democrats
Democrats thumbed their collective noses at private property rights this week, killing a state Senate bill that sought to quickly evict squatters, drug dealers and freeloaders from vacant lots. Why? Because Democrats fear protecting private property might criminalize...
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