Democrat Alex Walker’s video announcing his campaign against U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert in the 3rd Congressional District is literally full of crap.

His message is crap, the attacks are crap, and unless you’re John Waters or a nine-year-old boy, you won’t find this crap funny. 

Spoiler Alert: It’s totally gross. 

Walker launched his campaign with the ad on a new Twitter account Wednesday with a profile picture of himself giving would-be voters the middle finger.

Could this campaign get any classless?

Yes.

He also calls the congresswoman a bitch and a shitty politician. On his webpage, she’s a “bottom-feeding racist moron.”

So who the hell is Alex Walker?

“I’m a queer engineering nerd, writer and moderate who’s tired of the bulls**t.”

His policy points include more pay for teachers, which members of Congress don’t control.

More remote learning for kids. Again, that’s for local school boards to decide, unless you’re a big government liberal, and Walker seems to think he’s a small-government moderate.

He supports lower taxes, except for people who make a lot of money and pay most of the taxes.

His whole platform reeks of a total crap sandwich that Western Slope voters will likely wipe off their boots and flush down the toilet.