First there was the cow post debacle that backfired spectacularly when Gov. Polis pandered to Colorado’s livestock industry with an outsourced cow photo from Europe.
A Simmental cow is common in Switzerland, but clearly not one of Colorado’s one million head of cattle, according to Rachel Gabel, assistant editor of The Fence Post Magazine.
The bell and collar around the neck offering the first clue.
Gabel writes in the Denver Gazette that rural Coloradans aren’t so much insulted this time around by the Polis’s latest gaffe, which clearly illustrates a faux affinity for Colorado’s livestock and agriculture community.
Afterall, Cow Appreciation Day is just a made-up day and no big deal to ranchers with real problems on their hands in Polis and Biden’s floundering economy.
Farmers are also ignoring, but snickering, at this ongoing gaffe, Gabel writes.
There is a Colorado Proud billboard near my hometown right on Interstate-76 westbound celebrating sweet corn. In similar fashion to the ‘great cow post of 2022,’ this billboard features a giant photo of an ear of field corn. Field corn is used primarily for livestock feed.
An exasperated Polis and his PR team have now turned to emojis to pretend promote their knowledge of the state, using a popular symbol that depicts the butt and used in sexting and other instances of sexual innuendo — the peach.
The chili emoji is also used as sexual innuendo, and when paired together with the peach, you just can’t unsee that.
Whether this was accidental, or a nod to Polis’s snub of the Club 20 gubernatorial debate on the Western Slope, the governor can’t help but show his ass every time he addresses rural Coloradans.