The Independence Institute is hosting a Not-So-Libertarian Block Party honoring Gov. Polis’s not-so-libertarian governance, under which his allegedly pro-business policies have knee-capped entire industries.
Tickets to the Sept. 29 event are only ten cents*, but Polis-imposed fees that keep Colorado free apply, bringing the total ticket cost to $35.
Polis Fees include
- HB 09-1293: Hospital Provider Fee (1/2 day): $15.23
- SB21-260: Transportation Sustainability Fee: $10.04
- SB21-260: Delivery Fee: $0.27
- HB21-1208: Disaster Mitigation Fee: $2.00
- HB21-1266: Environmental Justice Fee: $0.55
- HB21-1225: Electronic Filing Fee: $0.46
- SB21-069: License Plate Fee: $0.18
- SB21-076: Third Party Vehicle Transfer Fee: $3.00
- HB21-1286: Building Energy Performance Reporting Fee: $0.23
- SB21-082: Alcoholic Beverage Festival Fee: $0.18
- SB21-218: Labor and Employment Training Fee: $2.28
- SB21-272: Public Utility Modernization Fee: $0.48
The cost includes food and an open bar for all the selfish bastards, small business owners, ranchers, oil and gas workers, and Marshall Fire victims who have suffered under the yoke of Dear Leader Governor.
The party headquarters is Mile High Station on West Colfax from 5-8 p.m.