Summer is being all summer-like with a vengeance this summer.

If only there was some way to get relief from the heat, some magical force of energy that took hot as Hell air and turned it glacier cool?

A swamp cooler in the home, perhaps, or an air conditioner in the car?

What we need is a super cool dude to tell us how to beat the heat!

Nah. That’s not it.

Meanwhile in California, gas generators are needed to charge those $120,000 electric supercars because the grid is overloaded.

Speaking of which, has anyone in the media bothered to ask Gov. Polis where he stands on banning the sale of new gasoline vehicles in Colorado?

Asking for the voters of the entire freaking state.