Mar 20, 2020
There’s a fine line between helping people by giving them some free stuff, and turning on a flashing neon light that reads, “Freeloaders welcome!” Gov. Polis just sprinted across that line and hit the light switch. Gathering all of his new emergency powers to be our...
Mar 20, 2020
Due to the seriousness of the COVD-19 situation and the growing number of self-proclaimed pandemic experts sprouting on social media like shrooms in shit spreading bogus information, we’re canceling our annual April Fool’s story. We’ve had a lot of fun at our readers’...
Mar 19, 2020
Now that ski areas are shutting down, and the summer season isn’t looking so good either for the high country, U.S. Sen. Gardner is asking the federal government to waive lease payments on public lands held by ski companies for the remainder of this year. “This...
Mar 18, 2020
We lost count of how many times Gov. Polis mentioned during his press conference Wednesday that Coloradans are losing jobs and need help. Polis says he knows families are hurting … Well, now he knows, after getting bitch-slapped all over social media for his complete...
Mar 18, 2020
U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner came into contact with a constituent who has since tested positive for coronavirus and is going to a Denver council meeting to see Candi CdeBaca doing the responsible thing by self-quarantining to prevent the spread. Thankfully, the senator...
