RUNNING LEFT OF LEFT: This Democrat Is the Gift That Keeps On Giving

We fully expect for Arn Menconi, who is running in the Democratic primary for the 3rd Congressional District, to quickly become the gift of political gab that will keep on giving. In Menconi’s first interview since he petitioned his way onto the ballot for a spot at...

ENDORSEMENT ALERT: Bernie Endorses Salazar in Democratic AG Primary

On Friday afternoon, Rep. Joe Salazar (D-Rape Whistles) announced that former Democratic Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders had endorsed his campaign in the Democratic Attorney General primary. Because nothing says, “I’m so excited to endorse...

WINNER: Lynne Pulls Off Most Desperate Political Stunt, Ever

In a sad and pathetic attempt to court hipster voters and get elected governor, a 64-year-old woman got a giant “C” tattooed on her arm. It stands for Colorado, and Lt. Gov. Donna Lynne says it proves just how desperate she is to move out of last place hard she will...