Mar 24, 2020
In case you missed it, Gov. Polis must have been totally tripping out on social media Monday evening when he posted this video to his Facebook page. It’s every bit as trippy dippy hippy as it appears. But it’s also slightly horrifying, like Sesame Street on an acid...
Mar 24, 2020
Planning for the worst in a medical crisis means Colorado could see a law put into play that was signed by former Gov. John Hickenlooper in 2018 and allows for extreme triage measures to care for or let certain patients die. In the end, the decision about whether to...
Mar 23, 2020
Gov. Polis is no longer content to be the bringer of doom, gloom and economic instability. Now he’s brought along his buddy, Grim Reaper, to scare the state into a private-sector shutdown, the likes of which have never been seen in U.S. history. All non-essential...
Mar 23, 2020
With several Republican senators under quarantine for COVID-19, Democrats blocked the majority Sunday and stopped the vote to pass a $2 trillion stimulus package to steady the pandemic ship that’s rocking our economy. The stimulus package failed on a 47-47 party-line...
Mar 20, 2020
There’s a fine line between helping people by giving them some free stuff, and turning on a flashing neon light that reads, “Freeloaders welcome!” Gov. Polis just sprinted across that line and hit the light switch. Gathering all of his new emergency powers to be our...
Mar 20, 2020
Due to the seriousness of the COVD-19 situation and the growing number of self-proclaimed pandemic experts sprouting on social media like shrooms in shit spreading bogus information, we’re canceling our annual April Fool’s story. We’ve had a lot of fun at our readers’...
