DEADLINE APPROACHES: Only 85 Boulderites Comply with Gun Registration

Attention citizens of the People’s Republic of Boulder: Only 20 days remain for the registration of all privately owned guns with the police state. If you do not comply and an unregistered gun is found in your possession after Dec. 27, you will be forced to pay a...

I LOVE YOU, TOO: Also the President’s Last Words to Walker Stapleton

Republican gubernatorial nominee Walker Stapleton was in Washington yesterday for the state funeral of his cousin, President George H.W. Bush.  Over the course of the past several days, it has become apparent that Stapleton had a much closer relationship with the...

SOMETHING WE SAID? Democratic Sen. Kagan to Step Down

Tonight, Democratic Sen. Dan Kagan announced that he was resigning from his seat, which encompasses Aurora, Foxfield, Greenwood Village, Englewood and Littleton – oh, and of course Cherry Hills Village. While Kagan gave no explicit reason for his departure, the...