Governor Jared Polis

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POLIS’S ECONOMIC PLAN: Annoying Call Centers at Minimum Wage

Gov. Polis has a vision for the Western Slope’s economic future, and it’s barely a step above unemployment. Instead of making oodles of money in oil and gas, Polis wants to wean those workers off the politically incorrect jobs and put them in call centers making...

POLIS VETO: Rock Czar Rejects Stupid Name in Favor of, Stupid Name

Gov. Polis delivered a sharp rejection of Denver Post editors and readers and their name selection for the rock that smashed Highway 45 down Cortez and Telluride way on Memorial Day weekend. Instead of removing the boulder, the Polis administration decided to rebuild...

LIBERAL FAILURE? Polis Never Got Radical Enough for Them

Republicans aren’t the only ones who’ve had enough of Gov. Polis, his Democratic base is also turning their backs on him because he’s failed to live up to their radical standards. That’s according to the leftist experts at Westword, which reports in depth on liberals’...

NANNY STATE UPGRADE: Grandpa Polis Opens Useless College Fund

Grandpa Polis has new political gimmick for newborn babies and their parents. He’s tearing $100 bills in half and throwing it in their faces while promising to deliver the other half if the kid goes to college — at which time it should cover the cost of a night out at...

REPAIRING ROADS: Pothole Polis Punts While Dems Eye TABOR

Gov. Jared Polis’s efforts to meet the state’s transportation needs in his first legislative session are getting a lukewarm reception among his own, Aspen Public Radio reports. That’s because his efforts to do so are just pathetic. Democrats managed to boost spending...

SECURITY GUARD FIRED: Media Blamed for Polis Town Hall Fiasco

The school security guard who did this to a woman waving a cloth that read “Recall Polis” after a town hall meeting with the governor Saturday in Colorado Springs is no longer employed by Harrison School District 2. The woman in the video, identified as LaDonna...

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